Flaws

Longbeard

Alternative

Haiku

Thing Eats Rabbit

This happened while I was waiting for a judicial board hearing to start. I've decided that the foliage in the lower right corner is a mariachi tree.

Genetics Notes

Tuba Monster

Don't worry about all the quantum mechanics noise at the top.

Disposal Face

What AIDS is doing to Africa

Sorry if this offends anyone. I realize that AIDS is no laughing matter, and that it is a serious problem in Africa and around the world. This was just a reaction to the revelation that the tail-fibers of a bacteriophage can look like mouths. In my defense, HIV looks much different than what I've drawn.

Climbing the Alps in a Sharksuit

This one is kind of an inside-joke from an improv class I took about four years ago.

Damsel

This was the entirety of my notes from a long-past chem period.

My thoughts on my chem professor

Randoms

I can only guess that this is a man yo-yo-ing from his nose and a bald eagle with a bad case of eczema.

Metal

This was an early concept for a list I was making to illustrate what things in this world are metal and what things in this world are not.

This is the finalized list:

METAL--------------------NOT METAL

Tigers--------------------Kittens
Wolves--------------------Puppies
Fire-----------------------Unicorns
Pentagrams----------------Hearts
Hell-----------------------Heaven
Death----------------------Living
Satan----------------------God
Protest---------------------War
Double Bass----------------Cowbell
Flying-Vs-------------------Violins
666------------------------9/11
Iron Men-------------------Raining Men
Strippers-------------------Nuns
Morbid/Fallen Angels-----Regular Angels
Anger----------------------St. Anger
Skulls----------------------Femurs
Bullets---------------------Beanbags
Pinch Harmonics------------Tickle Fights
Raining Blood---------------Rainbows
Black-----------------------Pink
Hatred----------------------Feelings
Zakk Wylde------------------Zac Efron
Bile-------------------------Urine
Voodoo---------------------Economic Sanctions

Balls

My time slot to sign up for classes last semester was worse than being a chivalrous able-bodied man on the Titanic. As I watched all the classes I wanted to take filled up, this appeared at the bottom of my rapidly-changing prospective schedule.

Balloon Eats Birds

I hate when a professor dedicates a class period to doing things that are just as easily done outside of class. All through psych today, I was fixated on how much more pleasant the youtube videos we were watching would be if I was back in bed and short one pair of pants. This is the product of my outrage at the injustice.